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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:19 pm    Post subject: The Insect.... Reply with quote
A family are driving behind a bin lorry when a d*l*o flies out and hits their windscreen.

Embarassed, and to protect her young daughters' innocence the woman says,"That was a big Insect",to which one of the girls replied," Im surprised it could fly with a c**k like that!!".
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