Matlock Town FC

[Mick]

You know you are living in 2005 when....

1. You accidently enter your password on the microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your family of four
4. You e-mail the person who sits next to you at work
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is because you have lost their e-mail address.
6. You go home from work and answer the phone in a business manner
7. You dial 9 at home to get an outside line
8. You've sat at your desk for four years and worked for 3 different companies
10.You learn about your redundancy on the 11.00 o'clock news.
11.You pull up in your driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
12.Every commercial on tv has a web-site at the bottom of the screen
13.Leaving the house withot your mobile phone, which you didn't have for the first 20 (or 40) years of your life, is now a cause for panic.
14.You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee
15.You start tilting your head to smile
16.You're reading this and nodding and laughing
17.You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on the list.
18.You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on the list.
19.You are now laughing at yourself
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[Mick]

23 views and noone owns up to looking for number 9 .....................................................................................................................................us Town fans must be to clever
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"and now there squealing like chickens" class

[Ady]