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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:48 am    Post subject: Divorce Reply with quote

Elton john is divorcing his boyfriend as he found out he was having sex behind his back

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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Yes Mr Webmaster, but did you hear when Elton was asked, did the wedding go OK, he replied "Yes, but my ring was a bit tight ! " Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Very good John, like it!

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