Matlock Town FC

[Spireite Sean]

Woman talking to her husband at home....

'Darling would you like a nice slice of toast, butered just how you like?'

'No thanks' says her husband, 'it's this viagra I'm taking, it seems to leave you without any energy'.

An hour passes....

'Darling', says the wife again, 'would you care for a bacon sandwich?, there's some choice cuts in the freezer and it wouldn't take long to cook'

'No thanks' say her husband...'it's this Viagra it robs you of appetite it really does'

2 hours pass and the wife pipes up again

Darling would you like to go out for tea?, there's some decent offers on down the local'

'No thanks' says the husband, 'this Viagra denies you the desire to leave home for anything'

'Well in that case, says the wife, 'could you let me up? because I'm f*****g starving'

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